Somatotype Shotgun is the situation that regardless of who calls shotgun in the vehicle to be used, someone automatically gets the shotgun due to their girth or height etc, for convenience.
Darnell: "Shotgun!"
Matt: "Unlucky Darnell, Paul gets Somatotype Shotgun, he weighs 16st 5lb and my rear suspension just can't take the load."
Darnell: "Fair one."
Matt: "Unlucky Darnell, Paul gets Somatotype Shotgun, he weighs 16st 5lb and my rear suspension just can't take the load."
Darnell: "Fair one."
by DefinedThat September 05, 2011
The process of hoovering ones carpet with an overpriced yet advanced vacuum cleaner which also shampoo's said carpet at the same time.
Although ensuring a cleaner floor, it takes a lot of time to dry, making the cleaned space damp, unavailable for a long time and sock-soaking.
Although ensuring a cleaner floor, it takes a lot of time to dry, making the cleaned space damp, unavailable for a long time and sock-soaking.
Dan: "Rich, fancy a game on Fifa?"
Rich: "OK man, but we can't play on the widescreen in the lounge, the mother is Shampoovering the carpet."
Dan: "Too bad, we won't be able to play on the widescreen for hours, the drying process drags."
Rich: "OK man, but we can't play on the widescreen in the lounge, the mother is Shampoovering the carpet."
Dan: "Too bad, we won't be able to play on the widescreen for hours, the drying process drags."
by DefinedThat September 03, 2011