Shamlan
"This gentleman has testosterone levels that are out of this world and is very handsome, his birth name must be Shamlan"
Shamlan by عبدالله الزميلي June 28, 2023
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Shalangabanged
Shalangabanged is to be so drunk u cant remember anything!
Wasted beyond all memory of a day or evening!
Wasted beyond all memory of a day or evening!
Man i was so shalangabanged last night!
Shalangabanged by Craig07 February 17, 2010
shamla
Shes so talkative and funny. Everyone loves her but shes really good at pretending shes okay when shes not. She hides her feelings behind jokes.
hi shamla
shamla by anhonestpersonwhosalwayshonest January 22, 2018
ShaLanda
ShaLandas are often misconceptualized as being ghetto but she is far from it. She is the sweetest, most caring person in the world. ShaLandas will also keep you laughing. She tends to over think even the most obvious songs and phrases, but when she does its always hilarious. She is extremely beautiful and knows this, but is still far from arrogant even though she has her few conceited tendencies. She is a great friend and an even better girlfriend. Any man with a ShaLanda on his arm should know how lucky he is.
Guy 11: I I'm in love with ShaLanda.
Guy 2: Everyone's in love with ShaLanda.
Guy 11: No, Seriously, I'm in love with ShaLanda
Guy 2: Everyone's in love with ShaLanda.
Guy 11: No, Seriously, I'm in love with ShaLanda
ShaLanda by Buttonitup11 October 23, 2011
Cock Shaman
A creepy, so called “spiritual” male, who uses “spirituality” to try to get laid. Usually lurks at farmers markets, yoga studios, hot springs and drum circles. Uses a “spiritual” vibe as an attempted i nroad to young girls pants, as an excuse to act “touchy feely”, to engender trust, to elicit inappropriately long hugs, and to insert themselves into conversations or situations under the guise of being “wise” or “enlightened” or “spiritual”.
Is especially pernicious because they present themselves as trustworthy, progressive, sensitive, “woke”, enlightened individuals, when they’re just trying to wet their dicks like most guys. They are not honest with their intentions, relying instead on the emotional, psychological, and spiritual vulnerability of their targets.
This phenomenon is also highly correlated with virtue signalling, sjw’s, overt veganism, man buns, wearing sandals with sockets, and ostentatious liberalism.
Is especially pernicious because they present themselves as trustworthy, progressive, sensitive, “woke”, enlightened individuals, when they’re just trying to wet their dicks like most guys. They are not honest with their intentions, relying instead on the emotional, psychological, and spiritual vulnerability of their targets.
This phenomenon is also highly correlated with virtue signalling, sjw’s, overt veganism, man buns, wearing sandals with sockets, and ostentatious liberalism.
My GF and I were having a nice evening at Esalen hot springs, until some Cock Shaman kept following us around and leering creepily.
Cock Shaman by UD Tk August 31, 2018
Shaman Flip
When a Psychonaut takes both Dmt and Salvia. Commonly achieved by Smoking Changa and Salvia with a Bong or Pipe using the Sandwich method
Shaman Flip by FadingVapes December 10, 2020
shamla
Shes the most loyal friend you will ever have and is so trustworthy you can trust her with any of your secrets. Shes beautiful and humorous.
oh look! Its Shamla! i love her
shamla by anhonestpersonwhosalwayshonest January 22, 2018