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Shamebox 

A woman that is socially inappropriate to bone. For example, you dad's new wife, your brother's wife, Your sister's girlfriend, a teenager, your cousin, your grandmother's roommate at the nursing home.
I had too many drinks last night and woke up with a shamebox next to me. Good thing she has Alzheimer's because she doesn't remember who I am.
Shamebox by lesno March 6, 2013
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shakebox 

A very nervous person. A stickler to the rules. Someone you cannot rely on. Someone who will rat you out.
Jake is not to be trusted, He's a Shakebox, always telling the boss when we are 5 minutes late to work, what a Shakey guy.
shakebox by Rikaaa February 16, 2006

shamebooking 

putting down anyone or the general public in a Facebook post for something that one may perceive to be offensive (but may or may not be in reality); similar to gossiping.
Sara: posted a picture of someone not 'at their best' with the comment, "Oh, so who does this look like?! I laughed my ass off when I saw it! hahahaha!"

Brittany: thought to herself, "There goes Sara again, shamebooking her friends, doesn't she realize we see this?!?!"
shamebooking by deekayCA February 4, 2010
n. A fun replacement for the word "slut". Non-shaming, and gender non-specific.
Did those two just leave the bar together, they met ten minutes ago?

Yep. Clearly they are about that SHAREBOX life.
Sharebox by elmoloveftl July 7, 2016

Shadeboxing 

When you ask your best friend to hate on your shine so you can practice curving(blocking out) the haters BEFORE the REAL haters show up in your DM/TimeLine/RealLife
Girl: I juss bought a new car. Paid in full!
BF: Girl you wanna do some shadeboxing
Girl: Hell yea! I ain't ready for what my momma or my co-workers gonna say.

BF: ok..... " is he dead or who's grandfather paid for that?"
Shadeboxing by Sundré March 14, 2018

shamebow 

The period of calm after management pisses down on your department for blowing the budget and not getting results. It usually happens before and during blamestorming sessions!
A: Man thats a nice shamebow!
B: Yeah they'll never find the pot of gold on that one!
shamebow by AccidentProne April 20, 2008