A woman that is socially inappropriate to bone. For example, you dad's new wife, your brother's wife, Your sister's girlfriend, a teenager, your cousin, your grandmother's roommate at the nursing home.
I had too many drinks last night and woke up with a shamebox next to me. Good thing she has Alzheimer's because she doesn't remember who I am.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.