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shalaminga shalamanga 

1) What asian females yell before orgasming

2) A phrase used to convey massive gratitude or a substitute for any word.

3) The art of peeling an apple by first twisting the stem, then using your pubes as razor blades for peeling. After peeling the apple, it is usually appropriate to give the apple to your grandma.

4) A fart that in essence creates a mini blackhole, sucking everything in and around it.

5) When out of you anus, a baby comes out, and so forth(thus creating a baby mosh pit) then the baby is slammed into a droor
Hakuna Matata, Ripping Dog's Buttholes, Snowflakes

"hey last night was a shalaminga shalananga!"

"please let me stick my shaliminga in your shalamanga"

instead of tomato tomato its shalaminga shalamanga

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Shaloming 

The new planking, chest out, arms out, butt out, look buff.
Shaloming around the ohio northern campus. anywhere any time
to repeatedly stagger left and right while walking forward as if you're on an invisible slalom course; usually the result of excessive alcohol consumption
"Man, I got so fucking shitfaced last night that I was slaloming the entire 45-minute walk home!"
slaloming by CKMeredith October 21, 2011

felony shaboingory 

For when 4 retards Rob the island of cayo perico on gta
"We're about to commit felony shaboingory"
felony shaboingory by Endey December 21, 2022

Shaloming 

The act of throwing an empty bottle of wine at a wall and shouting Shalom.
"Last night got a bit out of hand, we all ended up shaloming our bottles of wine after we had finished them"
Shaloming by hardgreaves October 20, 2013
Shloming is a revolutionary term that combines both terms, skiing and snowboarding, into one thuggin-ass word instead of spending the time spelling out what you're doing tomorrow just say, "we're shlomin snitches!"
Wrong Way:
Tommy: "Hey Bro, what are you doin tomorrow?"
Uninformed Ski Bro: "Oh well I'll be shredding with my skis but my friend will be snowboarding."

Right Way:
Tommy: "Hey Bro, what are you doin tomorrow?"
Informed Ski Bro: "Me and my boy be shloming it up in Vaile."
Shloming by Ski Bro January 3, 2010