slaloming

to repeatedly stagger left and right while walking forward as if you're on an invisible slalom course; usually the result of excessive alcohol consumption

"Man, I got so fucking shitfaced last night that I was slaloming the entire 45-minute walk home!"

slaloming by CKMeredith October 21, 2011

Scalaming 

(Sca-lah-minG) is used in many circumstances and is delivered with a heavy Guido accent. The best use of this word is to substitute a hearty "Fuck you!" or "Get the Fuck outta here!" In contrast to this, Scalaming can also be used to proclaim something too sweet for words.

Hey buddy, you aren't on the list - SCALAMING!
This Pasta Vasool.... marone - SCALAMING!

"I hate you JJ and I want my CDs back and my couch and..."
"SCALAMING!"

Scalaming by NorthDadz March 19, 2010

Bongo-Slamming 

When two males take a firm grasp of the opposing man's thighs and fervently bash butts.

An innocent fan walked into The Capitals locker room only to see the horrifying sight of Alex Ovechkin and Jamie Benn viciously bongo-slamming.

Bongo-Slamming by alexovechkin September 22, 2014

Biscuit Slamming 

The act of packing a can of raw biscuits up your lovers rectum with a broom handle, allowing them to marinate a few days, shitting them back out, then bake and enjoy!

Steven and Rob are having another of their famous “Biscuit Slamming” parties, and word is there will be some cream filled! Woot!

Biscuit Slamming by Red monster boy March 12, 2022

Bed Slamming 

To fuck inconsiderably hard, resulting in torn vaginas, chafed penises, and bloody sheets.

Rob and Tammy kept me up all night bed slamming in the guest room.

Bed Slamming by aksival December 2, 2007

Lamington Slammington 

The act of compressing a lamington with your hands and then trying to consume it all in one mouthful.

"Zak do the lamington slammington".

Zak proceeded to launch lamington everywhere like a grotty cunt in an attempt to consume it.

Lamington Slammington by MobiusFuel August 5, 2020

shalaminga shalamanga 

1) What asian females yell before orgasming

2) A phrase used to convey massive gratitude or a substitute for any word.

3) The art of peeling an apple by first twisting the stem, then using your pubes as razor blades for peeling. After peeling the apple, it is usually appropriate to give the apple to your grandma.

4) A fart that in essence creates a mini blackhole, sucking everything in and around it.

5) When out of you anus, a baby comes out, and so forth(thus creating a baby mosh pit) then the baby is slammed into a droor

Hakuna Matata, Ripping Dog's Buttholes, Snowflakes

"hey last night was a shalaminga shalananga!"

"please let me stick my shaliminga in your shalamanga"

instead of tomato tomato its shalaminga shalamanga

voiced-over asian movies

shalaminga shalamanga by gjhkfdkgijtdkudg.... thrice January 2, 2010