CKMeredith's definitions

Filipino 4-Pointer

Going above and beyond unnecessarily, especially in a smug way. Derived from the fact that the PBA introduced a 4-point line in 2024.

Coed 1: "Did you see Remy turning in his exam early *and* giving a cronut to the professor?"
Coed 2: "Mother fucker is Filipino 4-Pointer, that's what's up."

by CKMeredith June 20, 2025

gentleman's dose

Half a tab of acid (LSD)

"Dude, I don't do a full tab - shit gets real weird. Trust me, do a gentleman's dose and you will have a FANTASTIC afternoon."

by CKMeredith June 20, 2025

Gentleman's Flight

A business flight in the late morning (i.e. 11 am) to avoid the crowds and to have enough time to masturbate before going to the airport

Gentleman 1: "Are you sure you're down for another strip club?"
Gentleman 2: "Yeah bro I don't have to get up early... I have a gentleman's flight!"

by CKMeredith June 20, 2025

butt cpr

When two people press their buttholes together and then one person farts.

"Ayo! I ate chili cheese fries today so you know this butt cpr is about to get real!"

by CKMeredith July 21, 2020

slaloming

to repeatedly stagger left and right while walking forward as if you're on an invisible slalom course; usually the result of excessive alcohol consumption

"Man, I got so fucking shitfaced last night that I was slaloming the entire 45-minute walk home!"

by CKMeredith October 21, 2011

magoo

(v.) when a gay (and usually drunk) man gropes a straight man in a desperate attempt to gain his affection

Mark got wasted at the club last night and magooed me! Again!

by CKMeredith December 3, 2010

hauling bricks

having to take a dump; carrying around feces that is ready to be expelled; needing a bowel movement

Dude step on the gas! I'm hauling bricks over here!

by CKMeredith October 25, 2010