CKMeredith's definitions

facebookery

The act of dicking around on Facebook for extended periods of time.

"I finally made it out of the house today after the 18 hours of facebookery this afternoon."

by CKMeredith February 22, 2010

slaloming

to repeatedly stagger left and right while walking forward as if you're on an invisible slalom course; usually the result of excessive alcohol consumption

"Man, I got so fucking shitfaced last night that I was slaloming the entire 45-minute walk home!"

by CKMeredith October 21, 2011

Filipino 4-Pointer

Going above and beyond unnecessarily, especially in a smug way. Derived from the fact that the PBA introduced a 4-point line in 2024.

Coed 1: "Did you see Remy turning in his exam early *and* giving a cronut to the professor?"
Coed 2: "Mother fucker is Filipino 4-Pointer, that's what's up."

by CKMeredith June 20, 2025

gentleman's dose

Half a tab of acid (LSD)

"Dude, I don't do a full tab - shit gets real weird. Trust me, do a gentleman's dose and you will have a FANTASTIC afternoon."

by CKMeredith June 20, 2025

butt cpr

When two people press their buttholes together and then one person farts.

"Ayo! I ate chili cheese fries today so you know this butt cpr is about to get real!"

by CKMeredith July 21, 2020

magoo

(v.) when a gay (and usually drunk) man gropes a straight man in a desperate attempt to gain his affection

Mark got wasted at the club last night and magooed me! Again!

by CKMeredith December 3, 2010

UPT

Acronym for "Universal Party Time", which is 11:30 PM in your local time zone.

"It's UPT, so drink up, bitches!"

by CKMeredith March 14, 2010