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Shaking Hands

the term for two lesbians having sex, when it is inappropriate to say it outloud.

One may also use the term: Shake hands, when asking if two people previous were shaking hands.
"Were Lisa and Michelle shaking hands last night?"

"You know Tristian is always shaking hands."

"Did you already shake hands this morning?"
Shaking Hands by jhawklez February 4, 2010

Shaking Hands

(verb)

When you go to CVS and make out with someone while old people watch in disgust at your excessive amount of PDA
"Dude, i went to CVS and saw that girl shaking hands with everyone!"
Shaking Hands by Vanilla September 15, 2004

Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman 

In simple terms, going for a Wank.
Mark: What you doing later??
Lewis: Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman then off to bed.

Shaking hands with President Johnson 

1. To whack of your big black cock.
2. To whack of your very hard cock.
Billy couldn't wait to get home where he would be shaking hands with President Johnson in his room while his mom was out.

Shaking hands with ole Ben Franklin 

Wild greg sure loves shaking hands with ole Ben Franklin when he's alone

shaking hands with the unemployed 

My girlfriend is out of town, so, I've been shaking hands with the unemployed.
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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