Shakey Quakey
Shakey Quakey by Lizness August 27, 2022
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shaken quake
To masturbate, by not actually consciously or physically moving your hand. To be done preferably during an earthquake. It can also be known as the quake hand.
(Though this may be a rare occurrence in some parts of the world, it is the rarity that makes the situation even more romantic when the time eventually comes (pun).
Follow these steps to success:
Step 1 - Hold or press genitalia tightly in hand (Not too tight).
Step 2 - Wait for earthquake (bring on the wait).
Step 3 - Let the quake do the shake.
(Though this may be a rare occurrence in some parts of the world, it is the rarity that makes the situation even more romantic when the time eventually comes (pun).
Follow these steps to success:
Step 1 - Hold or press genitalia tightly in hand (Not too tight).
Step 2 - Wait for earthquake (bring on the wait).
Step 3 - Let the quake do the shake.
shaken quake by jaughter June 27, 2010
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The Canterbury Quaker Shaker
Holding onto your penis during an earthquake of a magnitude of 7.1 or greater, and riding out the earthquake in guilt free pleasure; letting nature take it's course.
Q: How did you survive the Canterbury Earthquake on Sept 4th, 2010?
A: I gripped onto my penis for dear life; The Canterbury Quaker Shaker.
A: I gripped onto my penis for dear life; The Canterbury Quaker Shaker.
The Canterbury Quaker Shaker by The Sea N Taylor September 6, 2010
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quake shake by williambill February 29, 2008
Double Quaker Shaker
When you're having vaginal intercourse with a woman, you insert your testicles into her rectum. When you're ready to blow your load, you pull out both your genitals and put your balls into the woman's mouth to suck on, while you finish jerking yourself off only to finish on her forehead/hair.
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Quaker Shaker
Similar to the Thug Shaker, the Quaker Shaker defines when a historically Protestant Christian shakes their fat juicy ass on display for all to see.
John: "Alloweth me seeth yond rampallian shaketh knave! i wanteth to seeth the Quaker Shaker!"
Milhous: *stripping his clothes* "thee did bet!" *begins to shaketh his juicy ass*
John: "anon thats some fine quak'r rampallian!"
Milhous: *stripping his clothes* "thee did bet!" *begins to shaketh his juicy ass*
John: "anon thats some fine quak'r rampallian!"
Quaker Shaker by Checkmate36 March 12, 2023
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