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Shahnum is a wise old lady. She has a resting bitch face but once you get to know her, you feel like you've added a star to your chart. Shahnum is very nice and often underestimates herself. She is a very keen observer and often times is right about her observations.

Shahnum can cook very well and is often regarded as " The Mother" of the friend group.. Her sense of humor is like no other. Happy, good listener, helpful, brush things off if doesn't want to talk about it. She is kind to all, even those who hate her (or are jealous that they are not her) She has a lot to say, but mostly listens, so or like a therapist at times. She gives great advice. And although she has flaws her disposition makes her flawless. She is a great friend, but people take that for granted a lot.
"Yo Shahnum is having chai night at her place, wanna come?"

"Bro, is it THE SHAHNUM? If so then bet!"
Shahnum by Windowdoom November 22, 2021
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The purest princess to be born, so loved and beautiful since birth. Shanum is a breathing angel on earth, she makes your heart feel like they're being stroked by feathers--lightweight and pristine. Voice as soothing as baby-blue jazz, skin as irresistible as the blush of roses with natural feline starry eyes. When you see a Shanum, you'll instantly fall in love with what 'love' is the first time you've felt it--you just wanna hold her all day and see her grow into the beautiful flower she already is. Shanum, if you're old enough to see this one day--just know that your sister loves you so much. I love you.

--K.
This world is blessed with Shanum <3 I just want to hug Shanum all day.
shanum by bluemoon<3 December 26, 2020
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a original Jamaican recipe of tonic wine specialised to give you that raunchy feeling needed for the ultimate shag of your life.
Tyrell :"oi bro im linking big back Bianca later imma have to roll tru bossmans to get a crate of shagnums in innit."
Jon: "yhyh you know how it is aha, SHAGNUM SIPPA."
Shagnum by Han2wordy May 28, 2021
A beautiful and smart woman who knows her worth. She is strong-willed and driven. Once Shabum puts her mind to something, she will accomplish it. She is also the world's bestest friend one can have. She's probably the nearest in definition to a complete woman.
"Hey, who's your fav person in the world?"
"I'm so lucky I have Shabnum as my friend, she's the best!"
Shabnum by anikaashaah September 14, 2023

shabnumized 

v. to be in the current or constant state of being shafted.

the action of being shafted, to the Nth degree(N being a number > than 1)
some emo kid:*tries to slit wrists but misses*
some kid: hahaha....u've been shabnumized.
some emo kid:*cries*
shabnumized by jpharaoh October 1, 2005

shahumahahumahu 

Sex. It's like you don't want to say sex, so you choke on your words and end up saying, "Shahumahahumahu."
What are you two doing?" "Shahumahahumahu!
shahumahahumahu by Glockenspiel King November 18, 2010
adj. to be in the current or constant state of being shafted.

a word used to decribe someone who is getting shafted or has been getting shafted all his/her life.
some emo kid:*gets hit in the face with a baseball bat*
some guy: whoa....that kid is so shabnum.
emo kid:*cries/slits wrists*
shabnum by jpharaoh September 29, 2005