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A person that is so fucking dumb and mentally cabbaged that they can't even reach the dizzy heights of FUCKWIT. Also known as a 'jibbering idiot,' 'fucknugget,' 'spazmoid' and 'TAF' (Thick as fuck.)
Craig is such a SHAGWIT, there is more intelligence found in a sun-baked turd.
SHAGWIT by GEMDNJ September 16, 2017
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Pasilda Nacera is a shagwit...
he cant do it
ShagWit by buzzn_all_nite_long March 3, 2004
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The British version of the sexual sandwich. Usually consisting of 2 gents and a trollop.
Don't look now but it appears that the two lads have the poor girl in a drunken stupor. Its only a matter of time before they shagwich her in some cheap flat down by the bog.
Shagwich by Tiki Joe June 3, 2009
Yiddish word for a non-Jewish male.
For a shagitz, that guy sure knew a lot about Jewish culture.
shagitz by SamChowder July 20, 2009

shaggitz 

Derogatory yiddish word for non jewish male. Often "spat out" of the mouth as if ridding ones mouth of an awful taste. Female counterpart is shiksa.
Oy, I can't believe Penny is dating a shaggitz. Her mother must have plotzed when she found out.
Don't worry. She's only doing it to get her mother to plotz (ie - freak out). But everyone thinks she's meshuga.
shaggitz by REAL new yorker December 28, 2005
Slang way to say you'd wordshagwordsomething, possibly something inanimate, because you were so deprived of regular sex and ugly.
"That's a pretty pencil case, I'd shaggit".
shaggit by Reginald Barrington August 26, 2003

Shagritty Titty 

Hey man what happened to your lip”
“I was with a girl last night and she had a shagritty titty.”
Shagritty Titty by Big Kaylon June 6, 2022
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