shagwise

when it comes to shagging; with regards to shagging;

Shagwise, that broad scored the best ever in my books.

by smiley27 January 6, 2009

shagwipe

Anything that is used to wipe up after sex, including but not limited to: Kleenex, towels, small pets, shirts, sheets, pants, underroos, hair, socks, toothbrushes, adult diapers, etc.
Non-use of shagbag will result in a dirty shagwipe and a larger shagslick...
It can also leave crunchies in your pubes.

She: Dumbass, go grab me a shagwipe to clean off this mess

by Long Willy Wonka September 11, 2007