shaft master

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one who mastered the shaft

andy you fucken shaft master shut up

shaft master by elilizlle October 30, 2007

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Shaft master

Cock expert

Jeff is a shaft master.

Shaft master by #table2 June 15, 2021

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Shaft Masher

A man who mashes his flaccid crank into hard objects, such as walls, floors, and closed toilet seats for no obvious reason.

Look at that guy over there with his pants down up against that bus. He must be a shaft masher.

Shaft Masher by - The NonGoggleGuy - March 18, 2019

shat mastering

Literally, the act of mastering shat; asserting your natural authority over God's putty; indulging in a dance under chocolate rain. Also, dominating a predictably submissive William Shatner.

"Wow, I had no idea you were into shat mastering... Are you busy tonight?"

"Look at that shat master! He's totally giving it to the Shat!!"

shat mastering by Narwhal Rider March 2, 2009

Shaftmaster

n./adj. A more euphonic synonym for Cockmaster.

"Shut your filthy hole, you ass-blasting shaftmaster!"

Shaftmaster by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 4, 2003

shartmaster.69420

Genderfluid lesbian obsessed with naegami that lives on my for you page and spills facts

shartmaster.69420: cool people make me an urban dictionary page

shartmaster.69420 by LESBIANSLOVEKUGIEKIZUCHI September 6, 2021

shatmaster

one who is master of the shat (shit, poop, fecal matter)

Jim: omg did you see jesse on that big mound of shit
Bob: yeah he is a real shatmaster

shatmaster by Jim Scouten May 27, 2008

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026