Shaft Burn 

The first degree burn on the shaft of your penis from excessive masturbating.

Dude i got a serious Shaft Burn i couldn't stop masturbating last night.

Shaft Burn by E-jack December 5, 2010

Shaft Burn 

When you are receiving a handski from your sexy time partner without any kind of lubricant resulting in a burning sensation.

"Bro I asked Melissa to give me a handski but she gave me shaft burn!"

Shaft Burn by Kume39 November 13, 2015

Indian Shaft Burn 

When she rubs it back and forth so hard it turns red and the skin starts peeling.

“She gave me an Indian shaft burn last week, and I still can’t walk straight!”

Indian Shaft Burn by Swithy August 21, 2023

Shart Burn

Shart burn
noun
1.
an uneasy burning sensation in the ring piece, typically extending toward the surrounding anus. Usually, but not exclusively, caused by the continued wiping necessitated by the eructation of fluid faeces.

I think one of the 15 pints I had last night must have come in a dirty glass. I've been pissing out of my arse all day and have terrible shart burn. I've had to get the wife to smear my ring with germoline.

Shart Burn by dogegg March 29, 2012

shartburn 

a rare and tragic combination of gastrointestinal malfunctions resulting in an embarrasing release of gasseos effluvia and inadvertantly, solid shite (a shart), which, due to the recent consumption of spicy food, simultaneously leads to a distressingly painful case of hotring. A lethal and humiliating combination.

"Dude, gotta go, I just sharted.... Holy fuck, it's shartburn!!!"

shartburn by Chiefnutz October 17, 2005

shartburn 

what happens after a shart

loud gurgling greasy fart

Dude, that one's gonna burn. You'd better cleanup quick, or you're gonna get a bad case of shartburn!

tosses him a pack of baby wipes

shartburn by Alpino December 15, 2008

Shartburn 

a form of shart felt as a burning sensation in the ass, caused by acid secretion into the anus.

Oh man; I had the worst shartburn today.

Shartburn by the_johnsmith May 29, 2011