A physically undesirable
homosexual. He usually emerges from his place of dwelling (usually a cave or parents basement) to attend parties in the hopes that he
will hook up with a guy too drunk to realize how terrible he is. He is a sub breed of nuthugger, who
will latch onto any talented Paladin in hopes of siphoning skill without Anticipating knowing. In the later stages of adolescence snoodling becomes a necessity and all talented Paladins are suggested to keep at least a 3 inch distance at all times.