Shaders 

Synonyms for Shaders: Two-faced, Hypocritical, Dishonest, insincere

1. Shaders are people who hide who they really are because they feel if they show themselves for who they are, they will get outcasted from society, friend group, relationship, etc. Shaders will either fake having a good personality, or fake being a total asshole, often for validation from others.

2. Slang for the texture shaders in Minecraft which make the graphics look incredible, at the cost of your computer. It is rumored only 4% of people can actually use them without their computer exploding.

1. William was a shader. He pretended to laugh with them, but in reality he didn't care for the bullying they were doing to Timothy.

2. Bro: Yoo dude I'm gonna put shaders in my world to see how awesome it looks!
Me: NOOO DON-
*Explosion*

Shaders by G3ner1c_Us3r April 2, 2024

minecraft shaders

something your pc cant handle

friend 1: "yo i downloaded some realistic minecraft shaders"
friend 2: "well how did it go"
friend 1: "my pc exploded and burned down my house. i am now homeless. send help please.
friend 2: "ahahah that was a funny joke"
friend 1: "what the fuck"

minecraft shaders by poop man man poop December 31, 2020

bitwise shaders 

a term used by buttmad tech bros who want to confuse their loving, more funny, non tech bro friends

“ Like we could do all games but the drawing ones cause of the bitwise shaders.”

“Bro you’re just acting buttmad.”

bitwise shaders by Notbuttmad January 25, 2024

50 shades of nay 

50 shades of nay — the kink of becoming sexually aroused when refused or humiliated.

This kink was introduced to the world by Kevin McCarthy when he left the floor of the house after a historic 11 losses attempting to become the Speaker of the House.

“I feel good”, he said as he left the floor after being publicly humiliated yet again.

“50 shades of nay is my kink; whenever I’m rejected, I orgasm and ejaculate, said Kevin McCarthy explaining the stains on his pants to his political aids.

50 shades of nay by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 6, 2023

50 shades of brown 

Rusty acts of bdsm

That chick that works in accounting supposedly is way into 50 shades of brown and prefers her kinks to be rust inspired.

50 shades of brown by sbp1029 November 5, 2013

Shaderize 

A common practice in Law Enforcement where an Officer needlessly builds up his case to impress his colleagues.

The detective loved to Shaderize his/her cases to impress his/her supervisors.

Shaderize by MrMr Obvious August 28, 2013

six shades of ass 

1.The worst stench a dirty,unwashed, foul human being can conjure up and offend another human being with

2.A extremely foul smell

The wino bum smelled like six shades of ass after not bathing for 2 weeks

six shades of ass by refriedbiff August 16, 2009