Sh0rtn

The strongest wind ever. Next to be HR. His activity is unmatched. Anyone who thinks they're better is a fool.

Sh0rtn how are you so good?!??!!?
He's just Sh0rtn bro

by YakendGlovocSpookSalmanfan8000 February 21, 2023

Sh0rtn

The strongest wind to ever exist. His activity is unmatched. Next to be HR. Anyone who thinks they're stronger is a fool. Sh0rtn beats Mega, Avatar State Dusty, The flame empire and Liquid Prince Didi all combined with ease, without even moving nor bending.

How is Sh0rtn so good?!?!
He's just Sh0rtn bro, no wonder he beat Doenofniet.

by YakendGlovocSpookSalmanfan8000 February 21, 2023

Shartnado

An explosive unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart, with a twist.

After my fifth bean burrito, and three cups of coffee, my bunghole released an EF5 Shartnado that leveled my pants.

by ScooterDnSC July 8, 2014

shartnel

small pieces of shit that explode from ones anus during a shart

Andrew knew instantly after he sharted that he felt pieces of shartnel in his silk briefs.

by lg95409 December 2, 2010

shartnado

A defense mechanism, not unlike a squid releasing ink, wherein the cornered prey releases a flurry of flatulence and feces in a panicked attempt to distract, confuse, and evade an unrelenting predatory attack.

Wow, Spicy’s press conference is fubared, and they’ve already used up the alternative fact defense, so what’s he gonna do?
Only one card left to play man… the Shartnado. Stand back.

by Mr. Surly February 6, 2017

Shortness of breath

The excuse that unathletic people use when they get tired of running

*Chalmers is panting and stops running laps during his workout*
Gavin: Yo Chalmers are you ok?
Chalmers: Yeah I just got some shortness of breath
Gavin: Do you have asthma or something?
Charmers: no I just have shortness of breath

by Circy4 July 20, 2016

shartnado

A violently loud, gas-infused bowel movement that causes poop particles to spatter in a nondescript pattern along the inner walls of the toilet bowl and, in rare cases, on the underside of the toilet seat.

Despite Consuela's best efforts, she was unable to clean the bathroom after the terror that was Matthew's shartnado.

by GBone September 3, 2013