Sexyfat
Sexyfat by Sacrilege. January 26, 2009
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Sexyfat • sexyface • sexycats • sexyfalicious • sexycation • Sexyfaggots • Sexyfit • SexyFitCoolPeople • Sexymatha • Sexypat
sexycats
A very attractive, mid twenties feline who works in a professional setting and has the effortless inherent ability to make older, married males feel falsely charming, virile and master of the universe-like in her presence. Paradoxical personality of timorously audacious and sensibly capricious wrapped up as a sophisticated ingénue. Has beguiling smile, an ass you would eat your daughter's wedding cake off of, and can throw back shots of tequila like an unemployed Mexican tattoo artist.
Older Married Dude 1: Dude, fuckin’ Sexycats wants me!
Older Married Dude 2: Ahhh Dude, you’re 15 years too old, balding and out of shape…
Older Married Dude 1: Dude, she fuckin’ digs my shit!
Older Married Dude 2: Dude! You’re a fucking idiot! You don’t have a chance!
Older Married Dude 1: Dude...
Older Married Dude 2: Ahhh Dude, you’re 15 years too old, balding and out of shape…
Older Married Dude 1: Dude, she fuckin’ digs my shit!
Older Married Dude 2: Dude! You’re a fucking idiot! You don’t have a chance!
Older Married Dude 1: Dude...
sexycats by Horatio Humpalot January 17, 2009
sexyface
-Hey sexyface! You want to get something to eat?
-Sure.
-Damn! Look at that sexyface over there.
-Dibs.
-Sure.
-Damn! Look at that sexyface over there.
-Dibs.
sexy fat
–adjective, Pronunciation: sek-see faa-t (sěk'sē faa't)
Applicable only to a woman's body, the term is concerned predominantly or excessively about having fat at the right places. Sexy fat can be characterized by large bosom, pleasing curves, wider hips and a round booty. It gives women a strong sexual appeal which simply put- makes women voluptuous. While the term baby fat is actually used as an excuse, or to mitigate teenagers and pre-teenagers as the cause of being a fatass and usually associated with denial, the term "sexy fat" refers to all those attractive curves, specs and premium features male species tend to look for in females. It is like stock/factory bodykits found in some sports cars- they make the cars widers and enhances the looks and their attractiveness. Sexy fat is one of the reasons behind a 36-26-36 female figure and never fails to provide visual pleasure or delight to men as well as lesbians alike. It is always sensuously pleasing and alluring to the eyes and women with the perfect amount of sexy fat possess the power to arouse sexual interests in the minds of the opposite sex and has the ability to draw or pull men towards them.
Applicable only to a woman's body, the term is concerned predominantly or excessively about having fat at the right places. Sexy fat can be characterized by large bosom, pleasing curves, wider hips and a round booty. It gives women a strong sexual appeal which simply put- makes women voluptuous. While the term baby fat is actually used as an excuse, or to mitigate teenagers and pre-teenagers as the cause of being a fatass and usually associated with denial, the term "sexy fat" refers to all those attractive curves, specs and premium features male species tend to look for in females. It is like stock/factory bodykits found in some sports cars- they make the cars widers and enhances the looks and their attractiveness. Sexy fat is one of the reasons behind a 36-26-36 female figure and never fails to provide visual pleasure or delight to men as well as lesbians alike. It is always sensuously pleasing and alluring to the eyes and women with the perfect amount of sexy fat possess the power to arouse sexual interests in the minds of the opposite sex and has the ability to draw or pull men towards them.
The girl with sexy fat in highschool you always wanted to fuck (had wet dreams about) but never could as she was always hanging out with older n cute guys who you were jealous of.
juicy barmaids, attractive milfs having sexy fat, JLo's ass, voluptuous woman, sexy waitresses, the girls who appeared in Nelly's uncensored Tip Drill music video.
juicy barmaids, attractive milfs having sexy fat, JLo's ass, voluptuous woman, sexy waitresses, the girls who appeared in Nelly's uncensored Tip Drill music video.
Sexymatha
Sexymatha by Betty Sarah July 9, 2006
SexyFitCoolPeople
SexyFitCoolPeople by LauraBOO April 17, 2008
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