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Sextimony 

v: The admission of committing a sexual act in legal counsel.
Bryant: We shall now here the SEXTIMONY

Kyle: Well, it was that one night and things just got out of hand...

Sam: I OBJECT.
Sextimony by SRich Baby February 28, 2009

Urban Sextionary 

What the name of this site should actually supposed to be.
Urban dictionary is ruined as 99.999% of the definitions are related to sex. It should be renamed to Urban sextionary.
Urban Sextionary by Saitama 777 November 19, 2020
Verb- A very large text message.

Plural- Textimonies.
Example 1: Please don’t sending me a Textimony..

Example 2: Bitch keeps spamming me with Textimonies!
textimony by kinglion102 January 8, 2014
(N) A section or category of epic sexyness
Wow, that's sexy. It's gotta be in at least sextion B
Sextion by edbac55 September 5, 2010

sextional 

What someone or a couple refers to their sectional couch as when they routinely have sex on it
Hey girl, let's watch a movie then bang it out on the sextional!
sextional by GlazeHer February 14, 2014

extimony 

A personal account of de-conversion from a religion. Contrasts with its root word, testimony.
Bob shared his extimony to explain his atheism.
extimony by robut86 November 28, 2009
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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