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Sexparté 

Sex term used to describe an arrangement between sexual partners where a male partner is not allowed to achieve orgasm in or on the other partner, but is permitted to achieve orgasm near the other partner, usually from a specified distance.
Johnny and Katie are sexual partners. Katie is scared to death about getting pregnant (and potentially uneducated about how pregnancy is achieved) so she serves Johnny with a Sexparté with a distance of 3 feet. Johnny is forbidden from achieving orgasm within the 3 foot boundary for as long as Katie maintains the Sexparté.
Sexparté by angermanager July 14, 2011
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Separten 

I didn't wash my anus for two weeks, so now it's itching. I guess it's a separten. Is it?
Separten by Michael from TX August 6, 2011
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sexpartexting 

(Verb) To secretly text one or more participants during a sex party, usually to communicate disinterest or horror.
I was so busted sexpartexting the hot one, "let's ditch this fatty," when his phone immediately beeped after I tapped "send."
sexpartexting by Jimmy Sammyz March 19, 2013

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026