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Noun. Usually found in the least used day rooms of dormitories that do not allow co-ed visitation, a Sexfort is comprised of pushing the front of two couches together and pulling a blanket over the top to ensure the privacy of the occupants. Sexforts are observed most often on Air Force AETC bases.
The young couple were unexpectedly caught in their Sexfort when a MTL was making surprise rounds on the weekend.
Sexfort by Blue128 January 11, 2009
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Sextortion 

A type of dating scam which involves exchanging pictures and videos with a target. Then blackmailing them later in return for money or some other type of currency.

Works directly with Catfish, as the shared pictures are usually ripped/copied from elsewhere. Also similar to Ransomware in impact.
She contacted me out the blue with explicit pictures then expected me to reciprocate, it must have been a sextortion scam
Sextortion by qubicgarden December 7, 2016
Just coined about 2 and a half minutes ago. A sex fort may be created for the performing of sex in a room that already doesnt have much privacy -such as a dorm room. Hence, a smaller room created with blankets, pillows, cardboard etc., in a already small room.
"Hey Matt have you seen my girlfriend? she was out walking the dog."

"Yeah bro they're in my sex fort, sorry but how could you miss us you were in the room"

"Ohhhhhh nice!"
Sex Fort by Mikendanatt February 20, 2011
Just coined about 2 and a half minutes ago. A sex fort may be created for the performing of sex in a room that already doesnt have much privacy -such as a dorm room. Hence, a smaller room created with blankets, pillows, cardboard etc., in a already small room.
ohhhhhh nice!
Sex Fort by Mikendanatt February 19, 2011
A paid companion that will, with the proper inducements i.e. material compensation, perform acts of sexual pleasure, or perversion depending on the agreed upon dollar amount. As a rule certain pay-platforms like Venmo are used for the transfer of funds, sometimes through a straw purchaser.
After the coke orgy, Joel Venmoed Megan $500 for "ass" after getting that exact amount from Matt exactly 30 minutes before. She is the consummate sexcort.
sexcort by Kat'O9 April 23, 2022

sexortunity 

Having the opportunity to have sex
I can't go hang out with you guys today, Jane is coming over and I can't pass up a sexortunity like that!
sexortunity by JGay December 6, 2010

sexportunity 

An alteration in the space time continuum which provides a sexual encounter that otherwise would not have presented itself.
Harry Dave's sexportunity with Sherri occurred after she saw her ex-husband on a date with a Victoria's Secret model.
sexportunity by flobblers November 17, 2009
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