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Sextating 

The spectator sport of watching other people engage in sex acts. A portmanteau of "sex" and "spectating."
We spent the afternoon sextating at the BDSM street fair.
Sextating by tinadonn September 26, 2012
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Sexturing test 

The turing test as it relates to sex robots and sex aids. If the robot can pass the turing test, it is technically considered cheating. If it cannot, you are Scott free.
My wife caught me with a fleshlight. I told her it doesn't pass the Sexturing test!

...she divorced me anyway.
Sexturing test by RadAF September 20, 2019

sextanting 

When responding to undesired sexts or requests for nudes, the practice of sending various images of women and/or men holding or using an astronomical device called a sextant in lieu of ones' actual nudes.
Txt Creeper: Hey gurl, send me one of yo' nudes!

Girl: *An Image of a Woman Holding a Sextant*

Txt Creeper: Hey, are you sextanting me?!

Girl: .....
sextanting by rvanorth September 12, 2013

sextating 

Verb

Having sex while cooking and or eating a potato
I had fun sextating with you last night, the potatoes were great.
sextating by P0T@T0 September 22, 2009

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026