The turing test as it relates to sex robots and sex aids. If the robot can pass the turing test, it is technically considered cheating. If it cannot, you are Scott free.
My wife caught me with a fleshlight. I told her it doesn't pass the Sexturing test!
When responding to undesired sexts or requests for nudes, the practice of sending various images of women and/or men holding or using an astronomicaldevice called a sextant in lieu of ones' actual nudes.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.