Sexatutin 

Texting someone about sex and getting Paid like a prostitute...

She got so mad when I walked in her room and interrupted her sexatutin session..

Sexatutin by Luckily licker August 27, 2023

Sextating 

The spectator sport of watching other people engage in sex acts. A portmanteau of "sex" and "spectating."

We spent the afternoon sextating at the BDSM street fair.

Sextating by tinadonn September 26, 2012

Sexturing test 

The turing test as it relates to sex robots and sex aids. If the robot can pass the turing test, it is technically considered cheating. If it cannot, you are Scott free.

My wife caught me with a fleshlight. I told her it doesn't pass the Sexturing test!

...she divorced me anyway.

Sexturing test by RadAF September 20, 2019

sextanting 

When responding to undesired sexts or requests for nudes, the practice of sending various images of women and/or men holding or using an astronomical device called a sextant in lieu of ones' actual nudes.

Txt Creeper: Hey gurl, send me one of yo' nudes!

Girl: *An Image of a Woman Holding a Sextant*

Txt Creeper: Hey, are you sextanting me?!

Girl: .....

sextanting by rvanorth September 12, 2013

sextating 

Verb

Having sex while cooking and or eating a potato

I had fun sextating with you last night, the potatoes were great.

sextating by P0T@T0 September 22, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022