sex banana
sex banana by Jointman2756 October 18, 2015
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Sex banana
"the sex banana" is where you pile drive your dick into her so good that her face lights up bright and cheerly like the sun or a "sex banana"
Sex banana by The one piece is real June 28, 2021
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banana sex
when a chik lays flat on her stomach (naked) and an illusiv young man comes from behind and places his john thomas in her ass and starts rocking to a fro in the shape of a banana. quite amusing may i add especially on dutch porn channels.
lets do it banana style.
banana sex by Jox March 19, 2003
Banana Sex
Banana Sex is when a male and a female are about to have intercourse and the male doesn't want to 'stick his penis up in it' so he grabs a banana before heading in to 'do the nasty' and lays her on her back, both have their pants off, while he slides the banana in her. Then he has one of two options;
1] Continue till she orgasms. Then leaves it in her and runs.
2] Get up and run, after shoving it in her.
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Banana sex is a mean gesture, usually done to embarrass women.
1] Continue till she orgasms. Then leaves it in her and runs.
2] Get up and run, after shoving it in her.
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Banana sex is a mean gesture, usually done to embarrass women.
Banana Sex by Miss. Brutal </3 January 4, 2008
banana sex
When two people believe in not having sex until after marriage so settle for sharing a banana... the woman peels the top of the banana. the man then thrusts the banana so that the skin wraps over his penis and the banana goes into the women's front bum therefore replicating sex.
Man: I want a banana.
Woman: go get one then!
Man: If i do will you share it with me?
Woman: ... I don't like bananas ...
Man: I never said eat it! I just said share it...
Woman: No! I am not trying that again! It took me weeks to remove the Banana from my front bum last time... stupid idea of 'Banana sex'
Man: Pleeeeaaaase?
Woman: ... fine...
Woman: go get one then!
Man: If i do will you share it with me?
Woman: ... I don't like bananas ...
Man: I never said eat it! I just said share it...
Woman: No! I am not trying that again! It took me weeks to remove the Banana from my front bum last time... stupid idea of 'Banana sex'
Man: Pleeeeaaaase?
Woman: ... fine...
banana sex by sexy_biatch!! September 11, 2014
Banana sex
Banana Sex is when you put a banana up a man’s anal cavity and leave it until you are done having sex, then you pull it out and eat it.
Banana sex by Poopyman64 February 28, 2023
sex with a banana
When a girl is a virgin and scared about her first time then usually she'll steal a condom from her parents room and slip it onto a nice unripe banana. She'll spread her legs wide and force it deep inside, to break her hymen and test if a penis will actually fit. If it does fit then she'll pump it in and out for about 15 minutes even if it hurts. If it doesn't fit she'll smear it with vaseline and jam it in harder until it works.
Sometimes done by pathetic older women with no boyfriend/husband
Sometimes done by pathetic older women with no boyfriend/husband
"Oh my god, I'm so scared that he'll know I'm a virgin... Oh well I'll break my hymen and have sex with a banana!"
sex with a banana by Beatricethevirgin July 29, 2006
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