Sex Piss 

An unexpected, sloppy way in which an individual male will urinate the morning following a night of intercourse. The male ejaculate left to dry in the penis offsets the flow of urine causing a terrible misdirected aim.

John woke up with a hangover, went to take a leak and sex pissed all over the shower curtain.

Sex Piss by Adam A September 15, 2003

sex piss 

Another word for ejaculation, or spunk etc. Is often used in the programme Bo Selecta.

oh my god i think i did a sex piss in my pants!

sex piss by joapet August 6, 2004

Sex Piss 

Replacement for Jizzum, Spunk, Cum or Ejaculate.

Often used be people who are attempting to speak about sex but find the whole topic quite crude. Commonly used amongst grandmothers and 40 year virgins

'Jon's sex piss went all over Pepe's jacket.'
'Jon sex pisses every time he rides Gloria.'
'Mushrooms and Bananas make Jon sex piss in his pants'

Sex Piss by kirkman1908 November 25, 2020

after sex piss 

When a dude goes to take a piss after having sex and the piss sprays off target, ie. on his leg, side of toilet, or floor.

Aw shit, I just got my after sex piss everywhere!

after sex piss by roundtuit February 9, 2018

Piss Sex

The art of in which while having regular sex, the man or woman pees. It is most commonly the female who pisses. When saying I, it means you committed the piss portion.

Prep 1: How was your sex with Jake last night?
Prep 2: Not good. While riding his boner, I had piss sex.
Prep 1: *Winces*

Piss Sex by coolgal124 November 18, 2013

Swedish sex farting bed pisser 

the act of having intercourse the passing gas, then pissing one's pants.

Joe: "Dude she's totally a swedish sex farting bed pisser."

Lauren: "Damn dude... She's a keeper!"

Swedish sex farting bed pisser by Lauren Berd August 22, 2011

pisshole sex 

When a man shoves a small slender needle like object up his penis hole giving him a painful sensation that is only satisfying to virgin loosers without girlfreinds. I can also result in a man with a small penis sticking it into another mans pisshole.

How sad, you had pisshole sex with tommy.

pisshole sex by yepsl May 13, 2005