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settlers

When two ugly people are together, settling for one another because that's the best they can get.
Tim is ugly and lonely.
Mary is ugly and lonely.
They settle for one another.

Wow! Those are some settlers.
by nonsettler December 3, 2010
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Settlers

Name given to someone when they are addicted to the computer game Settlers. The person carries a laptop around campus - ready to play at any time. The person may ask you to play with them at random and often awkward times. This character may form a nightly gang of Settlers who enjoy playing the game for hours at a time.
"Did you see Settlers today?"
"Settlers asked me to play with him."
by Shuttlecock 9 May 4, 2009
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Settlers

Wanna play Settlers after dinner?
Hell yeah, I've always got wood for sheep.
by torontonium August 7, 2019
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Settlers Wife

One of the most overlooked necessities of the american pioneers was the quintessential settlers wife.
by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020
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Settlers of Catan

A boardgame invented in the grand country of Germany. 3-6 players battle for control of the Island of Catan by trading resources and building roads and cities. The winner is declared the Master of Catan by the defeated.
Matt's hands shake when he is about win when playing Settlers of Catan.
by Matt Castro January 27, 2006
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Settlers of El Pan

A descriptive phrase used to describe two fat people (specifically obese individuals) who are in a long standing relationship simply for the fact that they are both so overweight that nobody else will ever love them. Their problematic weight usually causes these people to be undesirable to even themselves. This also has to do with them both being too lazy to ever bother to look for someone else. Settlers (settling for less) of El Pan (bread in Spanish; also sounds like Catan, the game). El Pan (bread) is used because it is not only full of bad carbs that stack on the poundage, but the obese people also look doughy, resembling a lumpy loaf of bread.
Man1: "Your roommates are always fighting with eachother, should they really be getting married?"

Man2: "Well, they're both Settlers of El Pan, so they are way too lazy to ever leave each other. Nothing we can do will help them."
by Acexzy September 23, 2020
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Berry Settler

Jon had been living with his parents since the start of the pandemic and was desperate for a berry settler.
by Dalai December 21, 2020
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