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Symbolic of the everyday struggles of modern conservative Americans, feral hogs wander the countryside in packs of 30-50, looking for small children playing in yards that are not protected by a good guy with a gun. All patriotic, god-fearing Americans support the Second Amendment because they know it is the only thing that stands between them and a herd of hogs of semi-determinate size.

Some hold that the hogs are actually a metaphor for pigs, (slang for police), and the guns are needed to protect innocent children from government overreach. Others insist that the hogs are literally in our yards right now, and we need to get off the computer and go protect our children.
It only takes 3-5 minutes for your children to succumb to the feral hogs. Stay watchful. Stay vigilant. Buy another gun.
by torontonium August 07, 2019

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Deliberately impolite way of referring to white people, usually used to insult/dismiss someone or to recontextualize a discussion. Primarily used by Native Americans and Black Americans.
This country-club bro didn't tip on a two grand tab because the bar didn't have any Johnny Walker Blue.
Ugh, fucking settlers.
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A dismissive term to use to refer to white people, especially on leftbook.
Taylor Swift needs to go away, I'm tired of vvhite artists taking up space.
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A line of THC-infused chocolate bars, available in Canada (and maybe other places?).

More generally it can be used as slang for weed-infused chocolates - aka edibles.
Hey dude, you wanna split a Firebar?
Between the two of us? There's enough in one of those to send the whole squad to space... aw hell, let's do it!
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A yearly music festival in Montreal. It lasts three days, usually books some pretty good acts, and is generally a hella good time.
Dude, you saw Childish Gambino live?
Yeah man, he headlined Osheaga this yeah!
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Slang for the board game "Settlers of Catan".
Wanna play Settlers after dinner?
Hell yeah, I've always got wood for sheep.
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