Symbolic of the everyday struggles of modern conservative Americans
, feral hogs wander the countryside in packs of 30-50, looking for small children playing in yards that are not protected by a good guy with a gun
. All patriotic
Americans support the Second Amendment
because they know it is the only thing that stands between them and a herd of hogs of semi-determinate size.
Some hold that the hogs are actually a metaphor for pigs
, (slang for police), and the guns
are needed to protect innocent children
overreach. Others insist that the hogs are literally
in our yards right now, and we need to get off the computer
and go protect our children
It only takes 3-5 minutes for your children to succumb to the feral hogs. Stay watchful. Stay vigilant. Buy another gun.