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bathroom stalling 

The time spent in a public restroom after you poop, waiting for everybody to clear out so that nobody knows it was you who was pooping. Can be accomplished either by waiting for the bathroom to be completely empty, or by waiting until a new set of people come in who don't know you just pooped.
Woman 1: "Why did it take you so long in the bathroom?"
Woman 2: "I had to poop but these two girls were talkin' it up in the bathroom forever, so I was bathroom stalling for like 5 minutes!"
bathroom stalling by hiddenpaw December 8, 2010

stalling 

the act of stalling like a car
"shuts off". A person who is slow and lagging; wasting time.
person 1 : Oh my god, quit stalling!
person 2 : Hold on.. (continues trying on different shoes)
person 1 : .....we are so late.
stalling by shindee November 14, 2006

Reply Stalling 

When the recipient of your text message, instant message, etc. takes between 10 and 30 minutes to respond, and you take it upon yourself to read their message, and do what they did (take 10 to 30 minutes to respond). This makes for very long, non-engaging conversations.
I know Sarah wasn't at work, she just wasn't responding quickly, so I decided to begin reply stalling to get back at her.
Reply Stalling by Jojo4242 July 5, 2011

stalling stan 

someone who cannot think of stuff and thinks excellent questions deserve some kind of award. Something that is heard in the Arby 'n' the Chief episode "Duck Love".
Arbiter: ... What a fantastic question. That must deserve some kind of award.
MC: quit being a stalling stan
Arbiter: ..."A stalling Stan"? Wow.
stalling stan by newtfan February 21, 2011

stalling like a mulu 

when you have a lot of shit to do, but keep pushing it off to the side like an ethiopian.
Nigga, I have a lot of homework but I keep stalling like a mulu.

Jack-Stalling 

The process by which one masturbates while inside a bathroom stall or similar enclosure; jacking it within a stall.
_ Hey man! Did you hear about Sherman?

/ Nah, what happened?

_ Last weekend his room mates heard him in the bathroom jack-stalling it.

/ Damn, man, thats hilarious!
Jack-Stalling by TheSuperviza February 24, 2009