Seshpiration

To become inspired during a session of smoking marijuana

Hannah had a seshpiration and put the last blunt in the bong to make a blong.

by Mer Derpino February 22, 2014

sexpirational

adj. (sex-pir-ation-al) A woman who is the equivalent of a stud. She is a sexual inspiration to women. She may or may not be a whore.

That prostitute is so sexpirational to me because of the way she works that street corner and brings home the dough.

by Panqueque February 6, 2012

sexpiration date

The time when an individual needs to stop having sex.

"Omg did u see that old lady in the club tonite?"
"O yea. She is way pass her sexpiration date"

by T.S.E. May 29, 2008

Sexpiration Date

When a man or woman has reached the maximum amount of time he or she can go without sexual intercourse.

"I really need to get laid. I'm way past my sexpiration date!"

by Quirky Girl January 3, 2010

sexpiration

the end of sex in a relationship or the relationship altogether

I'm pretty sure he's cheating on her, that relationship definitely has a sexpiration date.

by Craig January 18, 2005

Sasspiration

The aspiration to obtain the ultimate level of sass.

Anna: "One day, you'll obtain the ultimate level of sass.."
Joshua: "I want my sass to be over 9,000... My sasspiration will one day come true."

by Paranormal Dinosaurs November 17, 2014

sexpiration

Sexpiration is a date when an older and formally very sensual women all of a sudden loses her sexual appetite and libido and prefers to play with the grandchildren rather than you or herself.

You'll know sexpiration when you experience it but not before.

by Grandpa Roy April 28, 2014