13 definitions by Sebastian Herb

admin.google.com/servicenotallowed

what you get when you type the url of a blocked website

what website can you not get in to?
admin.google.com/ServiceNotAllowed

by Sebastian Herb November 14, 2019

3/20

Nether wart day. Also the new 1.18 height limit

Hey its 3/20!

by Sebastian Herb December 17, 2021

0888 888 888

Everyone who has owned this phone number has died within a 10-year period, causing it to be permanently suspended by the Belgian government.

A: What is your phone number?
B: 0888 888 888
A: How are you still living?
B: Why are you asking me this?

by Sebastian Herb November 30, 2020

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaqqwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpllpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawqqawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolpplokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq

extreme boredom when you are tired of typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq, qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl, lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq, qawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolp, and plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq and need to type all of them in a row.

Person: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaqqwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpllpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawqqawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolpplokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq

Google: No results for qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaqqwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpllpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawqqawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolpplokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq

by Sebastian Herb January 27, 2021

Wednesday, August 26

The most hated day in India because of the fear of the number 26. 2+6=8 and August is the 8th month of the year. Wednesday is the 4th day of the week and 4 is the average of 2 and 6.

A: We finally got to India!
B: Why is everyone hiding.
A: look at the calendar.
B: It's Wednesday, August 26.

by Sebastian Herb November 30, 2020

QWERTY keyboard

a keyboard layout that goes
Q W E R T Y U I O P

A S D F G H J K L

Z X C V B N M

what is the QWERTY keyboard?
Q W E R T Y U I O P

A S D F G H J K L

Z X C V B N M

by Sebastian Herb November 14, 2019

`1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-['=]\\]='[-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1`

when you type every possible key diagonally on a QWERTY keyboard

i could have `1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\\='-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1`ed

by Sebastian Herb November 15, 2019