Service Shelf 

A female who does anything for you, expecting nothing in return.

Oh man, my girl's a Service Shelf.

Service Shelf by Unsanitairy Sibling Murderer July 17, 2016

self-service golden shower 

The act of intentionally urinating on yourself.

Can occur in the shower, while swimming in any occasion.

C - "yo i just pissed in my wetsuit and it came out near the top on my face"

K - "yea... that's a self-service golden shower, cuz even if it's yours at the end someone still peed on your face"

self-service golden shower by d0thedew87 February 25, 2009

self service 

Taking care of yourself, while your wife has her Aunt Flo in town.

Pulled in to get some gash, but all they had was red diesel, had to go to the john for some self service.

self service by aereilly July 30, 2003

Maritime Self Service

Self-pleasurization on the Banner server.

A.K.A.- Jerking off.

"Hey dude, did you have a good time tonight?"

"Yeah, I loved visiting the Maritime home page. I ended up giving myself a Maritime Self Service."

Maritime Self Service by Good Guy Greg September 2, 2011

Self Service 

Self service can be also described as masturbating, sucking your own genitals, fingering your anus.

Females can do this also.

Mom: -Knocking on door- Honey, open the door!

Kid: Be quiet mom, I'm giving myself self service.

Self Service by Yeah that. June 27, 2011

self-service pumps 

Cleverly hidden euphemism for masturbation, found in "One More Minute" by Weird Al Yankovic

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love and I have to use the self-service pumps

self-service pumps by rtv0587 June 21, 2010

Self-Service Stroke 

When the dog tries to find his own sexual pleasure by using your arm as a self service checkout.

Jimothy: Look at Jeremiah coming for a self-service stroke.

Oswald: He looks like he's only going for half.

Jimothy: Yes, he has not collected all of his items.

Self-Service Stroke by Socially Awkward Panda August 14, 2011