Sergouche

A man's anal douche

Oh boy, I need to use a sergouche to clean my Anus after that gangbang

Sergouche by brapness December 3, 2023

Sedouched 

Meaning to be repeatedly seduced by someone who is classified as a douchebag. Most girls are high risk for being sedouched, which can result in lies, heartbreak, and overly obsessive amounts of chocolate eating. If one of your friends has been sedouched please treat her with with a large amount of affection and care, it happens to the best of us.

Ashley- I dont get why I care so much about him when he treats me like such shit, and never gives me a straight answer about anything!

Paula- Its not your fault, you have just been sedouched.

Sedouched by JoanyBear December 7, 2010

sprouche 

Sprouche is a combination of the words sperm and douche. While technically not a douche, sperm is substituted in place of the usual vinegar and water. The sperm is inserted typically by intercourse and usually mingles with other materials (vaginal discharge, lube or feces) in a vaginal or anal orifice.

"When I fucked your girlfriend, i sprouched in her! How did it taste?"

sprouche by Buck Futt March 25, 2009

sedouche bag 

A guy who seduces girls and seems really awesome. Then is a totally douche bag.

Kelly: Toby was so sweet to me. He asked me out with roses.

Two weeks later

Kelly: I just dumped his ass. Toby just asked for an open relationship so he could ask another girl to prom. He's a totally sedouche bag

sedouche bag by aslfsa January 8, 2012

sedouche 

Act of seducing a young lady by a man considered to be a douche bag. The sedouching is accomplished by means of frosted tips, wearing sunglasses at night or flashing a key ring from a German made car, etc.

Check out that Koger, he's totally trying to sedouche Stephanie.

sedouche by jopak99 August 24, 2008

sedouche 

When a sleazy guy seduces a girl.
When a douchebag hits on a chick sleazily.

How was the club last night?
Terrible! The club was full of sleazy guys trying to sedouche our group of girls, they were gross.

sedouche by DMoods August 20, 2008

Sedouched 

Seduced by a douche...obviously :P

I've been sedouched...again </3

Sedouched by emily1234569 July 27, 2011