by brapness December 3, 2023
Get the Sergouche mug.Meaning to be repeatedly seduced by someone who is classified as a douchebag. Most girls are high risk for being sedouched, which can result in lies, heartbreak, and overly obsessive amounts of chocolate eating. If one of your friends has been sedouched please treat her with with a large amount of affection and care, it happens to the best of us.
Ashley- I dont get why I care so much about him when he treats me like such shit, and never gives me a straight answer about anything!
Paula- Its not your fault, you have just been sedouched.
Paula- Its not your fault, you have just been sedouched.
by JoanyBear December 7, 2010
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Sprouche is a combination of the words sperm and douche. While technically not a douche, sperm is substituted in place of the usual vinegar and water. The sperm is inserted typically by intercourse and usually mingles with other materials (vaginal discharge, lube or feces) in a vaginal or anal orifice.
by Buck Futt March 25, 2009
Get the sprouche mug.Kelly: Toby was so sweet to me. He asked me out with roses.
Two weeks later
Kelly: I just dumped his ass. Toby just asked for an open relationship so he could ask another girl to prom. He's a totally sedouche bag
Two weeks later
Kelly: I just dumped his ass. Toby just asked for an open relationship so he could ask another girl to prom. He's a totally sedouche bag
by aslfsa January 8, 2012
Get the sedouche bag mug.Act of seducing a young lady by a man considered to be a douche bag. The sedouching is accomplished by means of frosted tips, wearing sunglasses at night or flashing a key ring from a German made car, etc.
by jopak99 August 24, 2008
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Terrible! The club was full of sleazy guys trying to sedouche our group of girls, they were gross.
Terrible! The club was full of sleazy guys trying to sedouche our group of girls, they were gross.
by DMoods August 20, 2008
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by emily1234569 July 27, 2011
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