serioushead 

adj. Someone who can't understand sarcasm

A: LOL, I'm gonna cut my dick off if that happened
B: How will you consummate your marriage then?
A: Damn these seriousheads

serioushead by gskill November 1, 2017

Serioused

The past version of Serious

I was 100% serioused

Serioused by C00lorz October 22, 2011