Serfering

Serfering somebody means landing on them from above killing them in the process. This was first demonstrated by Serfer, and hence is now named after him.

Stygian jumped out of the plane and landed first, only to suffer a Serfering at the feet of Serfer.

by Ignitor September 16, 2008

end my suffering

what you say when you hear a jacob sartorious song

"hey listen to this"
"OH JESUS THE PAIN! END MY SUFFERING!"

by Marsquakes August 1, 2016

Suffering

humanity

My life is never ending suffering

by ThatWDude August 6, 2018

the suffering olympics

The pointless endeavor of comparing different tragedies or histories of oppression to one another by attempting to quantify the suffering and/or injustice of each, so as to determine which tragedy was more tragic, or which oppressed peoples were more unjustly oppressed.

Jamie: Did you heard about the bombing in Boston?
Frank: The Arab world suffers violence like this every day as a result of US foreign policy.
Jamie: ...let's not play the Suffering Olympics.

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Alan: The fight for LGBT rights is this generation's great civil rights movement.
Rob: Their is no comparison between the struggles African-Americans faced and the struggle of the LGBT community.
Allison: Neither compare to the struggle women have faced.
Alan: Do we really need to play the Suffering Olympics?

by Delphinidae Rex April 17, 2013

Suffering Expert

A person that is so adept at suffering that they have decided to do it for a living.

For your information, I am the Suffering Expert, so don’t you tell ME how to suffer!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019

serfing

Pretending to work. Covertly engaging in fun activities instead of work, but still appearing as a motivated employee.

Three reasons for the origin of this word:
1) A serf was a form of slave required to work a master's land. Lower-level employees in a modern business can also feel like slaves.
2) Surfing the internet is a common activity undertaken instead of working
3) Surfer culture is traditionally laid back and does not value working

Friend: Were you busy at work today?
Office Worker: Nah, I was serfing all day.

by The Serfer December 5, 2013

School For Advanced Suffering

The name students of Special Forces Assessment and Selection 'lovingly' refer to it as. Three weeks of hell that includes: running, ruck marching, land navigation, and the dreaded Team Week.

Also the first step in soldiers' training to become US Army Special Forces soldiers, known as the Green Berets.

I'm so glad we somehow made it through the School For Advanced Suffering.

Wow! You did? Did you get selected there?

I did.

by studentofthegame May 15, 2011