Septis Face

A guy who has a nice body but is fugly in the face.

A guy who is really nice, but you still wouldn't date him cause his face is so nasty.

Jill: How was your blind date?

Jane: Eh...he paid for everything but he was a total Septis Face.

by Sam45 March 17, 2009

Septic Face

A great looking male specimen, with a perfect everything... except his face. It is the male equivalent of Butter Face.

Girl 1: So is this Jason guy hot?
Girl 2: Bring a bag -- he's a septic face.

by CalamityHats July 25, 2011

Septisface

Male version of "butterface". Everything looks good " 'cept his face."

How'd it go with that dude you were stalking at the gym? I let it go. Sure he looked great from behind, but he turned around and was a total septisface.

by NFLTG May 5, 2011

sepsisface

The politically correct term for a male "butterface." Everything looks good on him, 'xepts his (sepsis) face.

Becky, look at those abs! Too bad he's got a bad case of sepsisface!

by kitty_bee April 24, 2010