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A religion devoted entirely to the goddess of destruction/chaos/life, Seph. Pretty much the best thing you could ever join without being a full blown satanist. If you are scared or intimidated by this religion, clearly you do not belong. The believers resemble those of cults all over the world, and make daily sacrifices to thier patron goddess. Not for the faint of heart, only the awesome need join.
"In the practice of Sephism, we sacrifice stupid people."
sephism by Jumping Ship June 23, 2009
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This person is a great human being and you're enough. I hope this person knows that they only need themselves to be happy, I know society builds up the standard that whenever they're alone they're not living a happy life. But in fact, that is not true, if they need to realize that they actually deserve all the good things happening, they need to treat themselves a lot nicer. Not to let themselves be beaten up over past mistakes, never regret, and never overthink. Otherwise, their mind breaks them down and thinks everyone hates them when in reality they are amazing and caring. I am glad they exist and I hope others do too. They also have their imperfections that they think that it makes up so much for their personality when, they're perfect, inside and out. They care more about other people more than themselves and care about people's opinions when all they need to realize is they are themselves and that's all that matters. But they stand up for their opinions no matter what, and they deserve all the respect for that. This person is an amazing friend and person.
"You're being such a Sephtis" Emily said to her bestfriend.
Sephtis by YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAA May 31, 2021

septiishu 

Septiishu is the ship name of the irish youtuber 'Jacksepticeye' and his girlfriend Signe (pronounced see nu) or more commonly known as 'Wiishu' on tumblr.
"Jack and his girlfriend are so cute, I love septiishu so much!"
septiishu by Meergo January 8, 2017
1: S religion founded in 2004 by Seth Mitchell of Mississippi. It was started when this chick started calling him God.

2: A religion where the god is a guy named Seth.

3: Meaning great

4: An orgasim given by Seth the Mitchell
1: I am a known disiple in Sethism.

2: I worship Seth of Sethism

3: Oh yah, give me another Sethism.
Sethism by Seth the Mitchell November 17, 2004

septisemic

Septisemic is when something is even worse than Septic. Awful, Absolutely horrible.
Friend: "Would you ride her for a free bet in PaddyPower?"
Me: "It would want to be a £50 free bet, Cause she is absolutely Septisemic!"
septisemic by Al3xTheCreator April 29, 2014

Septis Face

A guy who has a nice body but is fugly in the face.

A guy who is really nice, but you still wouldn't date him cause his face is so nasty.
Jill: How was your blind date?

Jane: Eh...he paid for everything but he was a total Septis Face.
Septis Face by Sam45 March 17, 2009