Senarioic 

Resembling or characteristic of a scenario, particularly in a way that is dramatic, contrived, or unexpected.
Origin: This word is a portmanteau, combining "scenario" and "-ic" (meaning "of or relating to").

"The hero's sudden escape from the collapsing building felt a bit too senarioic to be believable."
"The movie relied heavily on senarioic plot twists to keep the audience engaged."
"With the power out and a storm approaching, the situation felt increasingly senarioic."

(In a humorous context) "Finding a twenty-dollar bill on the sidewalk just before you needed to buy coffee - that's some senarioic luck!"

Senarioic by skibidiman911 April 22, 2024

Scenarioism

(ubiquinoun) A philosophy based on the scenario. Main ideas:

- Everything thing is a scenario, from having beers to your mates, to atoms bonding at a molecular level.
- Context is everything.
- The scenario complex: the word scenario encapsulates and can refer to everything, so in a way it means nothing; is redundant.
- Ubiquinoun; a noun that encapsulates all things.
- Evaluating the scenario: social bounds, moods and context.
- Scenario performance: working a room, diffusing the awkward scenario, etiquette.
- Sermonale: a scenario revolving around beers.
- Caesarianism: becoming the king of the scenario, feeling so powerful that you are akin to Julius Caesar.
- Language, Latin.

Recent development - the Beatles as the musical counterpart of the scenarioism philosophy, a song to fit any scenario.

I've been studying scenarioism for years, and still can't seem to find the secrets to optimal perormance in a scenario.
Scenarioism has shown me how to appreciate the intricate workings of the scenario.

Scenarioism by UbiquitousLatin September 24, 2019

sentrification

This is the process of installing extra security or adding even more protection to something which has multiple layers of security already. This also means that it will suffer from the unwanted side effect of attracting even more attention to itself from thieves/hackers/invaders etc. because it will prove to them that this is an even more valuable target than once thought.

"We have analysed your existing security configuration for this location and we are recommending that as the locals are very inept at breaking into sites it would only cause sentrification of the site, attracting even more attention..

sentrification by Hi-so-no-no May 14, 2020

worst case scenarioism 

Health anxiety created by googling your symptoms, ignoring page after page of reassuring data, then reading one line saying you'll be dead in 10 days with undiagnosed cancer, on websites such as "wrong-diagnosis-dot-com" or such like.

Mike, suffered a severe attack of "worst case scenarioism" characterized by: fear of imminent death, facing difficult music choices for his funeral, and excessive will writing.

The attack came on very suddenly as a result of googling his haemorrhoid symptoms.

worst case scenarioism by DoctorAndy June 23, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019