Semitician

Noun:
Anyone who interprets cultural signs and symbols for evidence of a grand Jewish conspiracy.

"That Australian film guy is a semitician."
Or:
"I have this crazy semitician neighbour. He collects World War II memorabilia".

Semitician by TajUK January 19, 2007

Semitarian 

A semitarian is a part-time vegan or vegetarian: too much of a wuss to go 100% in but they put in the half-assed effort. They may eat only some types of meat (like oyster vegan or pescatarian), they may consciously choose not to eat meat on certain days (Meat Free Monday), or they may only eat meat on certain days (cheat meal). They may be semitarian for health reasons, simply not care, or find full-time veganism or vegetarianism to be too time-consuming or difficult.

James: I've been vegetarian with one meat meal exception a month.

Sarah: That's semitarian...
James: No, it's vegetarian with 1 meat meal dammit. I don't like labels. I'm a millenial!

It's Meat-Free Monday! Time to flex my semitarian muscles.

Maybe I just dont care THAT much about veganism. I'm doing my part eating meat only on rare occasions. It would be more impactful to make a ponzi scheme for veganism. The results would be exponential. Until then, I'm semitarian.

My doctor told me I have to reduce my meat intake to reduce my risk of chronic preventable disease. So I cut out all meat--except for burgers.

Semitarian by lilspiker January 1, 2017

Semitarian 

A semitarian (or semi-tarian) is a vegitarian who eats certain types. Of meat (eg: chicken, fish)

Jimbo is now a semitarian

Semitarian by Loooserlf March 19, 2010

semitarian 

Someone who doesn't have the guts to be a full vegetarian but will eat meat once or twice a week. Will still lecture you on the evils of eating meat though.

Laura: I'm a semitarian, I basically just eat vegetables and tofu now, it's so much healthier.

Dave: But don't you have a steak once a week and chicken on Tuesdays?

Laura: Semitarians are allowed that, which is still better than you and your rampant lust for meat.

semitarian by StewieG Wannabe January 28, 2010

Semiotician 

A person who agrees with this definition.

"He really liked Interstellar, but then again, he is a Semiotician."

Brandt: "He's a Semiotician."
Dude: "Aw. That must be exhausting."

Semiotician by ReHAL December 1, 2014

Sometician 

Sometician
noun
A person that is active on social media platforms but unwilling to actually do anything about something in the real world. Often identified by highly biased, poorly understood, judgmental comments and posts based on emotional reactions to something they are unwilling to research themselves.

There are currently many someticians posting, sharing and commenting on a range of issues they know little about.

Sometician by [raz] July 27, 2016

Semiticwash 

1- Semiticwash, noun/adjective
A deliberate attempt to deflect or nullify criticism of Israel and/or Zionism by bringing up "Jews" or "Judaism", thereby misrepresenting the criticism of zionism or Israel as purely antisemitic in nature or motive.

2- Semiticwashing, verb
a. To falsely accuse someone of being antisemitic to delegitimize them and/or discredit their argument.

B. To unjustifiably dismiss any argument or criticism of Israel/Zionism as antisemitic.

3- Semiticwasher, noun
A person who engages in semiticwashing.

He just called me antisemitic for saying that Israel violated international laws. Such a blatant semiticwash!

Semiticwash by Kingly93749 January 4, 2024