Semiotician

A person who agrees with this definition.

"He really liked Interstellar, but then again, he is a Semiotician."

Brandt: "He's a Semiotician."
Dude: "Aw. That must be exhausting."

by ReHAL December 1, 2014

Semitician

Noun:
Anyone who interprets cultural signs and symbols for evidence of a grand Jewish conspiracy.

"That Australian film guy is a semitician."
Or:
"I have this crazy semitician neighbour. He collects World War II memorabilia".

by TajUK January 19, 2007