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semening 

The act of secreating, or shooting of semen.
She screamed loudly while I was semening, causing a misfire, leaving her leg and my sheet a mess.
semening by AL KILL YOU September 7, 2008

semending 

like saying something is good,like awsome,or like cool
dude that chick is semending.
semending by Davidventura4585 February 17, 2009

Semening 

The act of secreating or shooting of semen.
She screamed loudly while I was semening causing a misfire, leaving her leg and my sheet a mess.
Semening by semening September 7, 2008

Semening 

The scientific way of saying “Cumming”
Ahhhh Claire! I’m semening in you!
Semening by TitBuster3000 November 28, 2017

Semenating 

Something that is so good it makes you semenate (ejaculate)
Omg that painting was semenating
Semenating by AL1B1 October 7, 2020

Sementing 

To sement -- to masturbate at, while thinking of, looking at, or otherwise picturing a certain person or thing.

Pronounced like "cement."
Examples:
"I semented Trisha last night."
"I saw some guy on the train earlier; he was just staring and sementing me."
Sementing by Al Gourd December 7, 2018
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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