One of Satan's workers who, along with partner Jason Friedberg, plans on destroying the world by creating so many terrible films that it causes everyone to lose their sense of humor, thrusting everyone into a constant state of being pissed off.
Mike was quickly terminated following a meeting in which he demanded a company car, 2 months vacation, and a larger expense budget. The boss stated, "he went and got all Selznick on my ass so I canned him - he will not be missed".