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I really cool person on discord who respects women and preaches the bro bible
yo this person is such a selza
selza by S.S1217 November 2, 2020
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She's very intelligent and clever. She's a very friendly person and helps everyone. If you have a problem, you can always go to her. Fake people are nogo for her. She can forgive everyone but not trust them again.
A: Did you ever see Selcan?
B: Yasss, she's always there for me.
A: Oh. I think everyone needs a Selcan in their life.
selcan by Yourdaddyyy January 21, 2017
Related Words
selza • selah • Sela • Selam • Selcan • selda • selahattin • selakepa • selamawit • Selar
She is the cutest girl ever. She's smart, funny, friendly, empathetic, and all of the positive adjectives in the world. She has beautiful hair and a perfect smile. She's the perfect person and would be an amazing girlfriend.
Person A: I met the most beautiful girl the other day
Person B: Was it Selma?
Person A: Yes.
Selma by dominoguy11 December 3, 2020
A wonderful person who can make any body smile in their saddest moment, A person who brightens up th day with on their presence
1. ''I have a Selasi in my life''
2. On a rainy day, a Selasi would be lovely too be with.
Selasi by YaPanda October 25, 2017
The prettiest girl you will ever meet. Like LIL MAMAA, She cute. She’s a keeper. Always happy and has the cutest smile that you could stare at all day. Best person to talk to and text for hours. Pretty competitive, and is also really cute when she gets mad. She’s the girl that would be a perfect girlfriend and would be your best friend.
Jack: Didn’t you have a thing with Selma?

Eric: Yeah, damn I miss her she was Perfect

Jack: Sounds like Selma
Selma by Idkwhattosay321 June 4, 2018

Air Selangor 

Totally sucks. They don't even want to settle water issues in Selangor where water cuts are too frequent. But they never handle the matter.
Air Selangor is totally bullshit. They don't want to handle any water cuts. It is too frequent till we cannot take shower and brush our teeth. Cook? Oh no, how to cook without water? Maybe you can purchase from Kuala Lumpur if you're living in Petaling Jaya, Puchong, Ampang and so on, but what if those who're living far from KL like Sabak Bernam and Sepang?

But the funniest thing is, the left-wing populist Pakatan Harapan-led Selangor government will never settle it. I don't know what I have to say, but they never handle the matter although they've been ruling Selangor for more than 15 years. This is a serious problem, because cannot solve the problem for more than 15 years means that Pakatan Harapan doesn't deserve to rule Selangor anymore.

Dear Selangoreans, please vote wisely. Let's vote them out so that no more water cuts.
Air Selangor by caramel capuccino August 11, 2023
Selia is a beautiful person who can be tense at times but will always be there for her friends and no matter what put her friends and family above her own. She cares a lot about people almost to much and tends to fall in love to soon but she’s a good person and a dog lover who can carry her self very well. She strives to be friends with everyone and keeps negative people at bay.
I want to be friends with selia
Selia by Antony0975 May 21, 2018
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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