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A male taking a photo of his genitals and sending it to another in text message or other form of social media. See also "dick pic"
While I was at work, I received an unwanted Self-D from this random guy on Tinder.
by Huffnstuff January 01, 2015
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Derivitave of Self-Owned. For one to harm oneself unintentionally physically or mentally.
At Miles wedding, his fly was down the entire time. After sending out the wedding photos to his friends and family, he realized that his jimmy was viewable in the photos. He was self'd.

Jimmy chased the ball into the street and got hit by a car! -SELF'D!
by mmedenbach December 21, 2006
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To be owned by ones own self.

To commit an act of such stupidity that you utterly humiliate yourself.
Person A: My wife is going to Lollapalooza with 7 dudes.

Person B: Ha Ha! SELFD!
by Jaydreb March 20, 2007
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When a girl is giving a blow job and decides to snap a selfie.
When going down on a guy, it's always best to capture the moment and excitement by snapping a quick self-d
by Dick Dawson October 27, 2016
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When you take a selfie of your cock.
I woke up this morning with the most perfect morning wood and had to take a self-d of it for the achieves.
by moss1972 June 13, 2015
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