Seimming

The process of attaching two pieces of cloth together with ejaculation fluid.

Me: *making a jacket for my jacket potato*
Roommate: dude wtf, get some pants on, I was gonna eat that potato!
Me: too late now, I'm seimming a jacket for him.

by Juicy D. Devon March 31, 2020

swimming

The process of elegantly getting through traffic as efficiently as possible

We were really swimming back there, we took 10 mins of the GPS time.

by float8x February 17, 2023

Tinshein Swimming Pool

Kazakhstan's world-famous swimming pool. It is 30m long and 6m wide. It's filtration system is capable of removing 80% of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool,
Its length thirty metre and width six metre.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

by sgfsgfg August 15, 2012

Simming

The act of eating a donut off of a penis

I am going to get some Krispy Kremes and see if anyone is down for some simming

The best way to eat a donut is by Simming

by Millennialcast May 12, 2016

stimming

Stim, stims or stimming is short for "self stimulation". Almost everyone does it(tapping feet, cracking knuckles, twiddling thumbs), but in autistic people these behaviors are more pronounced and may seem downright strange. Autistic people often engage in stimming when they are stressed, to self regulate and sometimes to express emotion.

Common autistic stims are: rocking back and forth, headbanging(not the music kind), finger flicking/rippling, spinning, humming, repeating words or sounds and complex body contortions.

Good music makes me stim a lot.

Stimming shouldn't be discouraged, it's a means for me to understand my environment.

by Cyndi H. April 30, 2006

Simming

The Act of Eating a donut off of a Dick

I'm going to get some Krispy Kremes and go simming at the club

by Millennialcast May 21, 2016

swimmingly

Well. In a kick-ass manner. Successfully.

I'm sure you did swimmingly on the SAT.

by UpTheBixe June 29, 2005