Semming 

The act of gay sex in front of one's cat.

Bruce and B.H. were really Semming in front of B.H.'s cat.

Semming by gigi FN July 11, 2011

Semming 

Verb; to show a lack of effort

We all met at the movies except Todd. He did not call, didn’t text, he was semming.

Semming by SaveSam91 July 23, 2019

Simming 

The act of eating a donut off of a penis

I am going to get some Krispy Kremes and see if anyone is down for some simming

The best way to eat a donut is by Simming

Simming by Millennialcast May 12, 2016

Simming 

The Act of Eating a donut off of a Dick

I'm going to get some Krispy Kremes and go simming at the club

Simming by Millennialcast May 21, 2016

Dentz or summing 

When you get Fifa 20 for Christmas

It was so “dentz or summing” when we got Fifa 20 for Christmas and got smashed by 9 goals on co-op seasons

Dentz or summing by YouAreABot December 27, 2019

Samming 

Samming or *samming*

1- The look of complete adoration and love that only one can achieve when looking at the love of their life, AKA One Direction.

2- The action of copying Sam.

ORIGINATING from a tumblr post; a picture of a male fan standing in the GA section of the crowd of a one direction concert, with a look of awe on his face- ‘he needs a place in this fandom. Let’s call him Sam’.

Did you see that man in the crowd looking at One Direction- “he was samming”

“I’m samming over that new photo of Liam payne”

Samming by Harolds4nipples__ July 11, 2019

seemingly harmless words

Words that seem innocent and harmless but are not.

Friend 1: Hey! go to urbandictionary and search for alabama hotpocket and angry dragon!

Friend 2: lol, k. Those are seemingly harmless words.

Friend 2: OH GOD.

seemingly harmless words by chairman_meow February 20, 2009