Sehler

A funny kid that likes blond jokes.

Me: Why was the blond upset with her drivers license?
Sehler: Why?
Me: Because she got a F under sex.
Sehler: hahahahahahahaha

by kid2495 March 1, 2010

watermelon seller

a person who is aware of something, but chooses to either ignore it or lie about it; a lair or a fraud

comes from the saying that a watermelon seller does not know if the watermelon is ripe or not but promotes them regardless. it gained notoriety when it was attributed to the president of Turkey, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan who is described to be a crook and fraud.

Now lets talk about that 'watermelon seller' Erdogan, he sold me a basket of Apples knowing they'd be rotten on the inside.

by beluga_fish October 9, 2020

best seller

best seller, a bitch IS NOT THE BESTSELLER OF ALL TIME DONT LISTEN TO WHAT IT SAYS BIRDS ARENT GODDAMN REAL SHUT THE FUCK UP DUMBASS I BEAT JOHN CENA IN AN ARM WRESTLING MATCH AND MADE HIM CRY BITCH, I CAN BENCH AS MUCH AS MY DAD

THE WORD BEST SELLER IS FUCKING STUPID WHY IS IT ON EVERYTHING GOD IM PISSED OFF AND KINDA HORNY

by finsterwald March 29, 2023

Seherzada

A person of royalty. A princess named in 'One Thousand and One Nights', known for her wit, her tenacity, her daring, her passion and her delicate sensibility. The object of timeless praise and the centerpoint in the ballet 'Scheherazade' by Rimsky-Korsakov. A transcendental object of male desire and chivalry. An ephemeral, intangible beauty, a myth celebrated by nature, by a pantheon of gods, and by a boy from Sydney.

She will always be my one and only Seherzada!

by snarkyboojum February 17, 2009

Sevler

The act of going to 7-11 with Hitler but you accidentally kill another 6 million Jews on the way there

Male 1: Oh fuck I did a Sevler through that Jewish orphanage!
Hitler: Oh jew!

by Lord_Trollman October 9, 2018

Schleronied

To be schleronied is to be ‘shreked’ In a form of way that’s very sad for the shrekee but for the shreker it’s good - it’s only useful in the Uncle Hunkle

Ohh, my uncle is such a hunkle - haha schleronied!

by dinky__donk December 29, 2017

Sellers Effect

When, in a memory, one's friend is replaced by one's romantic partner.

"My girlfriend was telling me about this John Cale album I think you'd like."
"Are you joking? I was the one who told you about Paris 1919. You're a victim of the Sellers Effect."

by Neil Porkchop October 4, 2023