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Sefuctively by Mason9191 October 8, 2018
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Sefuctively by Mason9191 October 8, 2018
Selectively social
Someone who is uncomfortable socialising with people they don't know. They only talk to a select few people they feel very close to. They hate crowds of strangers.
Selectively social by Depressedcat October 5, 2016
selectively permeable membrane
A hot girl's vagina.
Very selective on who's dick is permitted through the membrane (her pussy lips.)
Will often deny nervous, non-jock types. The membrane judges largely on physical appearance, not on the pretense of a good personality or wit.
Very selective on who's dick is permitted through the membrane (her pussy lips.)
Will often deny nervous, non-jock types. The membrane judges largely on physical appearance, not on the pretense of a good personality or wit.
Guy 1- So did you sleep with Elena in the end?
Guy 2- No, she had a selectively permeable membrane.
Guy 1- ... So she turned you down?
Guy 2- Yeah.
Guy 1- Well just say that then!
Guy 2- I needed to make an example for a definition for urban dictionary, okay?!
Guy 1- Oh, right... Wait a minute, am I on TV?!
Guy 2- No, she had a selectively permeable membrane.
Guy 1- ... So she turned you down?
Guy 2- Yeah.
Guy 1- Well just say that then!
Guy 2- I needed to make an example for a definition for urban dictionary, okay?!
Guy 1- Oh, right... Wait a minute, am I on TV?!
selectively permeable membrane by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009
selectively active
- im hungry
- go eat
- food's too far away... i need a butler
- lazy butt
- im not lazy..... im selectively active
- go eat
- food's too far away... i need a butler
- lazy butt
- im not lazy..... im selectively active
selectively active by Dean December 4, 2004
Selectively Shomer
A Jew who is only shomer with Certain people and at Certain times.
Someone who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons, however when a hottie wants to hook up, they make an exception.
Someone who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons, however when a hottie wants to hook up, they make an exception.
My friend Shifra, told me she was shomer but I saw her touch Dovid the other day so I guess she’s Selectively Shomer.
-or-
Person 1: her Rivka wanna hook up on the next Shabbaton?
Rivka: no I’m shomer
Person 2: hey Rivka wanna hook up on the The next Shabbaton?
Rivka: omfg of course babe
Person 1: What? I thought you were shomer?!?
Rivka: haha no I’mSelectively Shomer!
-or-
Person 1: her Rivka wanna hook up on the next Shabbaton?
Rivka: no I’m shomer
Person 2: hey Rivka wanna hook up on the The next Shabbaton?
Rivka: omfg of course babe
Person 1: What? I thought you were shomer?!?
Rivka: haha no I’mSelectively Shomer!
Selectively Shomer by @sarahbellaweasley December 29, 2019
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