5 definitions by @sarahbellaweasley
The state of being a person is in having unrealistic expectations for their love life after watching Jim and Pam’s relationship on the office.
Bro I’m Jammed!
Your expectations are too high! Your Jammed!
I just finished watching “the office” and now I’m Jammed!
Your expectations are too high! Your Jammed!
I just finished watching “the office” and now I’m Jammed!
by @sarahbellaweasley July 18, 2019
The laid back popular type athlete but also like the quiet mysterious guy in my art class. He's the kind of guy to spend his summer balancing a part-time job with preparing for the SATs. He may even star in your community Theater's production of "Grease." He love's "Footloose" and thrillers like "Hunger Games" because of the oh-so-tender romance story. In 10 years he could be doing anything from teaching music at his old high school to writing a travel blog. His yearbook would probably name him "Best dressed" or maybe "Friendliest." He's ultra-confident and makes everyone feel comfortable and at ease. He lives in the moment and is always true to himself. You probably love his goofy sense of humor but he's also super sensitive and all around just a good guy.
Moshe Dovidovics, I know I won't be able to help you with your Calculous homework in the middle of the night but PLEASE
feel free to call me, especially in the middle of the night!! Ily <3
Well, I guess if I HAD to be selectively shomer and hook up with someone on Conclave I'd choose Moshe Dovidovics.
I know that I can't control myself around Moshe Dovidovics, especially after 9:30...
feel free to call me, especially in the middle of the night!! Ily <3
Well, I guess if I HAD to be selectively shomer and hook up with someone on Conclave I'd choose Moshe Dovidovics.
I know that I can't control myself around Moshe Dovidovics, especially after 9:30...
by @sarahbellaweasley October 1, 2020
A Jew who is only shomer with Certain people and at Certain times.
Someone who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons, however when a hottie wants to hook up, they make an exception.
Someone who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons, however when a hottie wants to hook up, they make an exception.
My friend Shifra, told me she was shomer but I saw her touch Dovid the other day so I guess she’s Selectively Shomer.
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Person 1: her Rivka wanna hook up on the next Shabbaton?
Rivka: no I’m shomer
Person 2: hey Rivka wanna hook up on the The next Shabbaton?
Rivka: omfg of course babe
Person 1: What? I thought you were shomer?!?
Rivka: haha no I’mSelectively Shomer!
-or-
Person 1: her Rivka wanna hook up on the next Shabbaton?
Rivka: no I’m shomer
Person 2: hey Rivka wanna hook up on the The next Shabbaton?
Rivka: omfg of course babe
Person 1: What? I thought you were shomer?!?
Rivka: haha no I’mSelectively Shomer!
by @sarahbellaweasley December 30, 2020
E and S: *kiss*
S: oh sorry if that made you uncomfortable Y
E: yeah we won’t kiss in front of you if it makes you uncomfy
Y: don’t worry I’m Prophobic, carry on
S: oh sorry if that made you uncomfortable Y
E: yeah we won’t kiss in front of you if it makes you uncomfy
Y: don’t worry I’m Prophobic, carry on
by @sarahbellaweasley March 20, 2023
An extreme irrational fear of raw dough(not relating to whether or not it contains raw eggs.)
Symptoms: nausea or discomfort whilst looking at, smelling and possibly even the thought of raw dough.
Symptoms: nausea or discomfort whilst looking at, smelling and possibly even the thought of raw dough.
"I have doughaphobia"
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Friend: *sees you eating raw cookie dough* *throws up*
you: what's wrong?
friend: that was so gross!
you: my cookie dough?
friend: yes! I have doughaphobia
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Friend: *sees you eating raw cookie dough* *throws up*
you: what's wrong?
friend: that was so gross!
you: my cookie dough?
friend: yes! I have doughaphobia
by @sarahbellaweasley September 27, 2018