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sleepless 

with out sleep you close your eyes only for them to open again u blink and its already 6 am and you hear the stupid bird chirping outside and you just want to hit them with a rock
boy: I slept great

girl: I was sleepless go fuck yourself brad
sleepless by bella_5792 July 6, 2015

Sleepless Elite 

Sleepless elite: About 2% of the world's population are considered "sleepless elite" which means a person is a night owl and early bird simultaneously.
Sam meets Emma for coffee at 9am: You look a little tired today, Emma.
Emma: I know, I was up late again.

Sam: How do you function on such little sleep?

Emma: Eh, who knows! Consider me the sleepless elite!
Sleepless Elite by Ambalise May 15, 2016

Seedless Date 

it's when you have a date with girl and you don't get laid ( can't plant your seed inside of here ) or you get laid and wore a condom which results in a seedless date
Cody Ko: last night i had a date with a girl but it was a seedless date
Seedless Date by Rgabor September 13, 2017

seedless grape gang 

men who have had a vasectomy, and are now "shooting blanks"... "no baby batter"
"no worries honey, you won't get pregnant... im a member of the seedless grape gang"
seedless grape gang by ZOM BIE July 13, 2009

Seepies Neow 

The term used when a person is in process of, or is currently, sleeping. The term can be used in other instances as well including, "hook ups neow" or "seacos neows".
K-dubs just told Gemma Louise it was time for seepies neow.

Lee wants to go seepies neow but Molly said NONO.

Shhh, Pete and Danny are seepies neow.
Seepies Neow by Molly McC December 6, 2007

seedless grape 

That seedless grape really pisses me off.
seedless grape by SpiffyBiffy June 16, 2004