See light

The upgraded version of "touch grass" used for those whom touching grass is too hard of a task. This essentially means that they are even more down bad than those who actually can go outside and touch grass, so instead they simply need to open the door and SEE natural light.

Me: "What did you done over the weekend?"
Friend: "Nothing much bro, I just played video games and watched Youtube videos all day."
Me: "Dang dude... you need to touch grass..."
Friend: "No, that's too hard for me. I rather just stay inside and play more. I'm almost at Platinum level."
Me: "Bro you need to SEE light. Just open your door at least."

See light by punchiron November 24, 2022

see the light 

To grasp the deep true meaning of a topic. To understand, to have a revelation

You can stop your arguing not, I see the light.

see the light by Way Cool Rich May 21, 2007

I can see the light 

I'm going to die.

*Officer down*
Cop 1: don't you die on me!
Cop 2:I can see the light....*dead*
Cop 1:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I can see the light by Cellboy14 September 15, 2018

I really don’t need no light to see through you 

I really don’t need no light to see through you. — A brutal way to tell someone that they are absolutely transparent. This idiom entered popular culture in 1982 as a result of the quite danceable late disco track by the same name sung by vocalist Jeffery Osborne.

A useful insult in an age of MAGA Republicanism.

A more contemporary version of this is insult is the more versatile “I see you” — which can either be an insult or a statement of deep connection and engagement.

When Dolt 45 says that if he’s elected he will be MAGA’s retribution, I’ll just say this: I really don’t need no light to see through you, Donnie.

I really don’t need no light to see through you by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 30, 2023

in the light, which I see

Something an Ars from Bat-Yam would probably swear in, to prove his innocence.
from Hebrew.

"I didn't do it. I swear to you in the light, which I see".

in the light, which I see by phlegmat March 26, 2005

See The Northern Lights 

Lighting your farts on fire. Inspired by Terrance and Philip from the South Park movie.

Terrance: Want to see the Northern Lights?
Philip: (lights fart with match and is engulfed in flames).
Terrance: You burned yourself to death by lighting your farts! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

See The Northern Lights by joseph blough April 19, 2025