Security Heavy

Adjective: To be so heavy as to appear capable of defending and/or protecting a building or establishment. First used by Cardi B To describe the Plaintiff in her 2025 court case, Emani Ellis V. Becalis Almanzar.
But she is like...uh... Security Heavy. Like...she just looks a little, like, "she could protect a building" type big...
by the9thplanet September 2, 2025
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Security Heavy

Obese/Big enough to "protect the whole place."

- From Cardi B's trial
Cardi B: "She's security heavy.."

Lawyer: "What does that mean?"

Cardi B: "Big enough to protect the place!"
by Dionaed September 2, 2025
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